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Jason yanked his snarling dog’s collar, forcing it away from the empty corner of the apartment.

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Amy’s husband heckled her through half a dozen gutter balls, but she eventually managed to send the bowling ball perfectly down the middle.

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“The Pritchett family is so delighted with you they’ve asked for seconds,” the sous-chef beamed as he re-entered the kitchen.

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Liam was obsessed with becoming a fireman when he grew up, so he couldn’t resist the chance to slide down a fire pole for the first time.

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Mason awoke to muddy footprints that stopped at his bedside, leaving him feeling so violated that he skipped calling 911 in order to follow the trail himself.

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Impossibly tight and well out of earshot, the abandoned home’s crawlspace was the most perfect hide and seek spot Stephen had ever found.

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Seth refused to use public washrooms ever since he was a child when that hairy, chapped old man’s hand reached for his penis as he urinated.

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Quickly growing confident in my newfound ability, I soared through the air and touched clouds for the first time in my life.

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My husband was half an hour into a well deserved soak in the steaming tub, but his skin was only just beginning to prune.

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The magician began sawing the woman in half.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jason yanked his snarling dog’s collar, forcing it away from the empty corner of the apartment.	23
Amy’s husband heckled her through half a dozen gutter balls, but she eventually managed to send the bowling ball perfectly down the middle.	23
“The Pritchett family is so delighted with you they’ve asked for seconds,” the sous-chef beamed as he re-entered the kitchen.	23
Liam was obsessed with becoming a fireman when he grew up, so he couldn’t resist the chance to slide down a fire pole for the first time.	22
Mason awoke to muddy footprints that stopped at his bedside, leaving him feeling so violated that he skipped calling 911 in order to follow the trail himself.	22
Impossibly tight and well out of earshot, the abandoned home’s crawlspace was the most perfect hide and seek spot Stephen had ever found.	20
Seth refused to use public washrooms ever since he was a child when that hairy, chapped old man’s hand reached for his penis as he urinated.	20
Quickly growing confident in my newfound ability, I soared through the air and touched clouds for the first time in my life.	20
My husband was half an hour into a well deserved soak in the steaming tub, but his skin was only just beginning to prune.	20
The magician began sawing the woman in half.	20