/u/MarsNirgal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV22] Seeing my child's pale face illuminate when we arrived to Disneyland, I had to concede that some sacrifices are truly worth making.

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My girlfriend finally accepted that yes, she still could give me a handjob. NSFW

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When the princess turned sixteen she pricked her finger with a spindle and looked like she was dead but we knew she wasn't...

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"It's just a drill, baby", I said to my daughter trying to calm her down.

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"This court orders the destruction of the unauthorized copies of the copyrighted genome.

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I told my boyfriend to be prepared for a surprise and then lit a candle, put on the blindfold and chained myself to the bedposts to wait for him. NSFW

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I held the lamp and wished for the world to become the best humanity could ever do.

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[SEP22] Population of the world this morning, 7750 millions and counting up.

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He helped his younger siblings through the door, one by one, and then closed it.

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I refused to give my first born son a ridiculously outdated name, no matter how much my in-laws insisted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV22] Seeing my child's pale face illuminate when we arrived to Disneyland, I had to concede that some sacrifices are truly worth making.	26
My girlfriend finally accepted that yes, she still could give me a handjob. NSFW	20
When the princess turned sixteen she pricked her finger with a spindle and looked like she was dead but we knew she wasn't...	19
"It's just a drill, baby", I said to my daughter trying to calm her down.	19
"This court orders the destruction of the unauthorized copies of the copyrighted genome.	19
I told my boyfriend to be prepared for a surprise and then lit a candle, put on the blindfold and chained myself to the bedposts to wait for him. NSFW	17
I held the lamp and wished for the world to become the best humanity could ever do.	16
[SEP22] Population of the world this morning, 7750 millions and counting up.	15
He helped his younger siblings through the door, one by one, and then closed it.	14
I refused to give my first born son a ridiculously outdated name, no matter how much my in-laws insisted.	14