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I read online that having a stable diet was a good idea.

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When I voted through a bill on abortion my children were ecstatic

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We were overjoyed when we left our hiding spot and saw the policeman, thankful to have survived the attack!

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My heart sank as my wife screamed in pain when I plunged the knife in again and again.

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My companies new brand of baby food is selling really well!

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I gave the order to fire before the enemy ship could get out of range!

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As i put the gun to my daughters fiance's head he asked "why?"

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As I realised a forgot my wallet, I offered my body to the cab driver in exchange for the ride.

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We’ve found a way to make the fish extra tender at my sushi restaurant.

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I always hated the cleanup after a wank session

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I read online that having a stable diet was a good idea.	6
When I voted through a bill on abortion my children were ecstatic	5
We were overjoyed when we left our hiding spot and saw the policeman, thankful to have survived the attack!	5
My heart sank as my wife screamed in pain when I plunged the knife in again and again.	4
My companies new brand of baby food is selling really well!	4
I gave the order to fire before the enemy ship could get out of range!	1
As i put the gun to my daughters fiance's head he asked "why?"	1
As I realised a forgot my wallet, I offered my body to the cab driver in exchange for the ride.	1
We’ve found a way to make the fish extra tender at my sushi restaurant.	0
I always hated the cleanup after a wank session	0