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I drank 3 cups of coffee to stop procrastinating.

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I've survived zombie apocalypse so far, since I'm a really good shot.

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Today mommy told me I have an illness called schizophrenia.

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"Damn, I'm still alive", she thought with disappointment when her mother woke her up to school.

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I asked my wife to stop breathing so loudly.

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I walked into the living room just as my son's head exploded, covering everything in brains and blood.

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I have no idea why they're crying.

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I found Jesus's face on the toast my mom prepared for me.

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I was frantically looking for my phone, as I knew they would kill me so I had to do something quickly.

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[APR21] I was very disappointed to be reborn as a cockroach after my suicide.

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