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Mommy’s new boyfriend tried to kiss me today, so I shoved him away as hard as I could and yelled “no!” like the teachers said to do if a strange man made me feel weird. NSFW

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Yesterday, I went to the hospital with my pregnant wife.

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After several years of intense weekly therapy, my trauma-induced haphephobia lessened enough for me to finally spend a blissful evening cuddling with my wife, no panic attack. NSFW

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They hailed me the King of Beasts, and declared that no living thing on our great planet would not bow before my mighty roar.

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She watched the mother soothe her child who was sobbing hysterically about the scary monster lady.

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No matter how much I tried to convince her, no matter how much I begged or warned her of the inevitable consequences, she refused to change her ways.

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The nice teacher gave me a form with spaces for a mommy and a daddy to sign, so I asked my best friend next to me what I was supposed to do if I have two daddies?

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My friends like to call me motherly, as I always provide emotional support and love whenever they need to vent.

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My throat is quite obviously swollen and sore from constant vomiting, and my friends are all worrying about how alarmingly thin I’m getting.

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The beautiful woman I now recognised as “mother” placed me down in my soft bed, kissing me gently and cooing in a soothing tone before disappearing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy’s new boyfriend tried to kiss me today, so I shoved him away as hard as I could and yelled “no!” like the teachers said to do if a strange man made me feel weird. NSFW	844
Yesterday, I went to the hospital with my pregnant wife.	763
After several years of intense weekly therapy, my trauma-induced haphephobia lessened enough for me to finally spend a blissful evening cuddling with my wife, no panic attack. NSFW	715
They hailed me the King of Beasts, and declared that no living thing on our great planet would not bow before my mighty roar.	708
She watched the mother soothe her child who was sobbing hysterically about the scary monster lady.	664
No matter how much I tried to convince her, no matter how much I begged or warned her of the inevitable consequences, she refused to change her ways.	652
The nice teacher gave me a form with spaces for a mommy and a daddy to sign, so I asked my best friend next to me what I was supposed to do if I have two daddies?	630
My friends like to call me motherly, as I always provide emotional support and love whenever they need to vent.	575
My throat is quite obviously swollen and sore from constant vomiting, and my friends are all worrying about how alarmingly thin I’m getting.	573
The beautiful woman I now recognised as “mother” placed me down in my soft bed, kissing me gently and cooing in a soothing tone before disappearing.	565