/u/Mayathepie's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The robber burst into the apartment with hun held aloft, prepared to kill to get what he was after.

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“She is my mother and I am her daughter, and no amount of arguing will change that.”

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"We found this little guy in the tall grasses over there, must have been abandoned, so we're gonna clean him up and take him to a wildlife sanctuary."

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She hummed happily along to the tune of the music while cutting cucumbers and toast into the cheerful shape of a teddy bear.

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The hamster squeaked with terror as it was dropped repeatedly down the radiator grooves by the squealing toddler who would be its owner for the rest of its short life.

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“Can you swallow pills?” Asked my GP, ready to sign my antibiotics prescription.

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I finally stepped off the crowded ship, onto the docks and into the beginning of my new, golden life, relief overcoming me knowing I can finally make money for my family.

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Your country needs you, they said, fight for your honour, fight for your future children's respect.

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“Stop that, it’s not ladylike” the father scolded.

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"We've received a few complaints from the parents and I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The robber burst into the apartment with hun held aloft, prepared to kill to get what he was after.	399
“She is my mother and I am her daughter, and no amount of arguing will change that.”	363
"We found this little guy in the tall grasses over there, must have been abandoned, so we're gonna clean him up and take him to a wildlife sanctuary."	349
She hummed happily along to the tune of the music while cutting cucumbers and toast into the cheerful shape of a teddy bear.	349
The hamster squeaked with terror as it was dropped repeatedly down the radiator grooves by the squealing toddler who would be its owner for the rest of its short life.	310
“Can you swallow pills?” Asked my GP, ready to sign my antibiotics prescription.	307
I finally stepped off the crowded ship, onto the docks and into the beginning of my new, golden life, relief overcoming me knowing I can finally make money for my family.	306
Your country needs you, they said, fight for your honour, fight for your future children's respect.	297
“Stop that, it’s not ladylike” the father scolded.	293
"We've received a few complaints from the parents and I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave."	286