/u/MaybeOneGrape's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Early on I resolved never to spank my kids after having even one drink.

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All things being equal, the most likely explanation tends to be correct.

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The cantankerous odor invaded my nostrils, and I wet a finger, holding it up to determine the source of the breeze.

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48 hours cooped up with these animals, and all I want is a good steak.

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I spent weeks trying to break her.

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Let’s be fair.

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I had every edition of the Post, and the Times, and the various Gazettes.

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A man must know the right tool for the job.

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He was there, and had every opportunity to stop it.

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Some of the guests flinched as the birthday fireworks approached their climax.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Early on I resolved never to spank my kids after having even one drink.	9
All things being equal, the most likely explanation tends to be correct.	9
The cantankerous odor invaded my nostrils, and I wet a finger, holding it up to determine the source of the breeze.	8
48 hours cooped up with these animals, and all I want is a good steak.	8
I spent weeks trying to break her.	8
Let’s be fair.	8
I had every edition of the Post, and the Times, and the various Gazettes.	7
A man must know the right tool for the job.	7
He was there, and had every opportunity to stop it.	5
Some of the guests flinched as the birthday fireworks approached their climax.	5