/u/Melon_collie1524's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
The only way to save my son from the hulking beast on the other side of the blast doors now rising is to destroy the gears.
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He had one of those tube tvs from the 90s for a head that made that "crack" noise when it turned on and a remote in his hand pointed right at me.
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hunting wasn't the hard part and neither was the preparation of meat, the hard part was watching t.v after you prepare supper.
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I screamed, cried and wailed as hard as I could just to get anyone's attention to help me get this disfigured beast off me.
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