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Me calling my boss The Grim Reaper never failed to get a chuckle out of the local Starbucks coffee boy, who I was proud to call a friend.

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This repair could cause a time loop, so I activate the machine and hope it works.

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The perps laugh of relief when the judge sentenced him to death for rape was perceived by many as justification that he was insane.

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When we arrived onto the new lands, we easily colonized the gullible and primitive natives.

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They say if you teach a parrot to say the words “I love you,” it will repeat it throughout its life without meaning.

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I wished to the genie to have a body like Richard Piana.

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I heard my friend on the phone - not for the first time - asking me how I was doing.

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Her son stared in horror at the mangled mess of his brother's manhood.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Me calling my boss The Grim Reaper never failed to get a chuckle out of the local Starbucks coffee boy, who I was proud to call a friend.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
This repair could cause a time loop, so I activate the machine and hope it works.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
The perps laugh of relief when the judge sentenced him to death for rape was perceived by many as justification that he was insane.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When we arrived onto the new lands, we easily colonized the gullible and primitive natives.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
They say if you teach a parrot to say the words “I love you,” it will repeat it throughout its life without meaning.	1	TwoSentenceSadness
I wished to the genie to have a body like Richard Piana.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I heard my friend on the phone - not for the first time - asking me how I was doing.	1	TwoSentenceSadness
Her son stared in horror at the mangled mess of his brother's manhood.	1	TwoSentenceHorror