/u/MikeJesus's posts in /r/nosleep

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There is something wrong with my newsfeed

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My ex girlfriend sent me gingerbread men for Christmas. I think she's trying to kill me.

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I work in a pawnshop. This is why I don't sell stolen phones anymore.

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If you ever watch a VHS tape titled 'Professor Egghead's Adventures' don't go to sleep.

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Entitled Karen Thinks I Stole Her Camera

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I am a janitor in Prague's subway system. There is something revolting happening beneath the city.

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The Fish Hate Me For What I Have Done

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The Man Who Wanted to See Everything

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A Customer Sneezed In My Face. Now My Life is Ruined.

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My cat flew with Morana Air. She came back different. (Part 2)

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There is something wrong with my newsfeed	126
My ex girlfriend sent me gingerbread men for Christmas. I think she's trying to kill me.	126
I work in a pawnshop. This is why I don't sell stolen phones anymore.	125
If you ever watch a VHS tape titled 'Professor Egghead's Adventures' don't go to sleep.	124
Entitled Karen Thinks I Stole Her Camera	124
I am a janitor in Prague's subway system. There is something revolting happening beneath the city.	123
The Fish Hate Me For What I Have Done	122
The Man Who Wanted to See Everything	122
A Customer Sneezed In My Face. Now My Life is Ruined.	119
My cat flew with Morana Air. She came back different. (Part 2)	116