/u/MikeT953's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Five, five, five; that's all she sleepily repeated as she died in my arms

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You will never see tomorrow

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One of my beautiful twin toddlers ran straight into the edge of the TV cabinet

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Any space can be a museum; it doesn't need marble floors or security guards, just people willing to see the exhibits

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The tall boy and the little girl are on their way back

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Whenever I brush my teeth with my right hand

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A few days ago, in the gents' toilet of my local pub, I was bitten by an odd-shaped bug

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Probably just like you, right this moment (11pm Sunday) I'm falling asleep to the calming white noise soundtrack of rain on a metal sheet

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When I pulled the bloody, tattered, stump of my penis out of her NSFW

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My son has to say "Two, Three, Five, Keep My Dad Alive, Seven, Eleven, Thirteen, Demons Stay Unseen" on the first of every month to protect me

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Five, five, five; that's all she sleepily repeated as she died in my arms	23
You will never see tomorrow	23
One of my beautiful twin toddlers ran straight into the edge of the TV cabinet	22
Any space can be a museum; it doesn't need marble floors or security guards, just people willing to see the exhibits	21
The tall boy and the little girl are on their way back	19
Whenever I brush my teeth with my right hand	19
A few days ago, in the gents' toilet of my local pub, I was bitten by an odd-shaped bug	18
Probably just like you, right this moment (11pm Sunday) I'm falling asleep to the calming white noise soundtrack of rain on a metal sheet	16
When I pulled the bloody, tattered, stump of my penis out of her NSFW	16
My son has to say "Two, Three, Five, Keep My Dad Alive, Seven, Eleven, Thirteen, Demons Stay Unseen" on the first of every month to protect me	15