/u/MintClicker's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After escaping, I was just so happy I'd see my mommy and daddy again.

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I scoffed at the fortune teller who said I would die tomorrow as she gave me an envelope to open at 8pm with "everything I needed to know" inside.

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There's a thin line between love and madness, and I think I've found it.

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Having him continually call me by the wrong name was the least of my worries.

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AUGUST ANNOUNCEMENT + JULY WINNERS!

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She handed in the paper and I immediately scoffed, so quick to identify such an easy grammar mistake.

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JANUARY 2022 ANNOUNCEMENT + DECEMBER WINNERS!

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NOVEMBER ANNOUNCEMENT + OCTOBER WINNERS!

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"You have to throw them down harder. It'll make them bounce higher!"

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They impregnate our females, butcher our males, kidnap and do God knows what to our newborn children.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After escaping, I was just so happy I'd see my mommy and daddy again.	145
I scoffed at the fortune teller who said I would die tomorrow as she gave me an envelope to open at 8pm with "everything I needed to know" inside.	143
There's a thin line between love and madness, and I think I've found it.	142
Having him continually call me by the wrong name was the least of my worries.	141
AUGUST ANNOUNCEMENT + JULY WINNERS!	140
She handed in the paper and I immediately scoffed, so quick to identify such an easy grammar mistake.	138
JANUARY 2022 ANNOUNCEMENT + DECEMBER WINNERS!	135
NOVEMBER ANNOUNCEMENT + OCTOBER WINNERS!	134
"You have to throw them down harder. It'll make them bounce higher!"	132
They impregnate our females, butcher our males, kidnap and do God knows what to our newborn children.	130