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As I gave my good-for-nothin' son another whoppin', my eyes caught the mirror.

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I asked the genie for $1,000 a day for the rest of my life.

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My daughter was playing with Legos last night and I knew I was in for true horror if I attempted to walk that mine field.

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He secretly lifted several strands of hair from his coworker's chair, then began viciously poking and prodding the voodoo doll with a heartened rage.

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[JUL22] We humored our son's overactive imagination that yes, if he wanted to be a Greek God, he could.

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The two of us, kidnapped and bound, were told our captor would commit one act of cruelty and one act of kindness.

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My date nudged me and asked why I wasn't laughing at the movie.

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As a ghost, it's always comforting when the living say, "They can't hurt us."

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"So if you really are responsible for those unsolved kidnappings," started the skeptical amateur reporter, "how do you lure your victims?"

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The boy, only having learned of death, wished that all dead humans come alive again.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I gave my good-for-nothin' son another whoppin', my eyes caught the mirror.	4591	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked the genie for $1,000 a day for the rest of my life.	4404	TwoSentenceHorror
My daughter was playing with Legos last night and I knew I was in for true horror if I attempted to walk that mine field.	3962	TwoSentenceHorror
He secretly lifted several strands of hair from his coworker's chair, then began viciously poking and prodding the voodoo doll with a heartened rage.	3660	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUL22] We humored our son's overactive imagination that yes, if he wanted to be a Greek God, he could.	3071	TwoSentenceHorror
The two of us, kidnapped and bound, were told our captor would commit one act of cruelty and one act of kindness.	2865	TwoSentenceHorror
My date nudged me and asked why I wasn't laughing at the movie.	2710	TwoSentenceHorror
As a ghost, it's always comforting when the living say, "They can't hurt us."	2451	TwoSentenceHorror
"So if you really are responsible for those unsolved kidnappings," started the skeptical amateur reporter, "how do you lure your victims?"	2335	TwoSentenceHorror
The boy, only having learned of death, wished that all dead humans come alive again.	2217	TwoSentenceHorror