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My disgustingly obese wife stared more lovingly at the damned lamb chop I got at the store than she ever did at me.

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As I watch the black mass rush towards me I stop realizing how absurd this is and that I must be dreaming.

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I took another swig of the poison with relish.

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I lie there in pain as I watch the heat waves rise from the asphalt.

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I fired the gun thinking I had gotten my first deer.

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The skin on your lips is the same as the skin on your ass-hole

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The sky is turning red and the world is coming to an end.

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I just said I wanted to be with her forever and always.

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A knock on your door in the middle of the night is always frightening.

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I didn’t even fall that far or hard when I tripped.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My disgustingly obese wife stared more lovingly at the damned lamb chop I got at the store than she ever did at me.	13
As I watch the black mass rush towards me I stop realizing how absurd this is and that I must be dreaming.	13
I took another swig of the poison with relish.	13
I lie there in pain as I watch the heat waves rise from the asphalt.	12
I fired the gun thinking I had gotten my first deer.	12
The skin on your lips is the same as the skin on your ass-hole	12
The sky is turning red and the world is coming to an end.	12
I just said I wanted to be with her forever and always.	11
A knock on your door in the middle of the night is always frightening.	11
I didn’t even fall that far or hard when I tripped.	11