/u/MohSilas's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It wasn’t the foul-smelling ax murderer that had finally emptied detective Joseph’s stomach

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“You know how they say we’re all born with a limited number of heartbeats,” the hospital’s CEO boasted during the after party

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I quit my job thinking that it’ll make the management realize how shitty working in a Mars colony is

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My drunk friend licked the frozen parking meter

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As I sleepy gazed at the starry sky above me, I wondered

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I accidentally cut off my little sister’s finger trying to teach her how to work with scrap metal

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In med school, they tell you that atrial fibrillation is the most common cause of rapid irregular palpitations, and that you should order an ECG

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My dad hid his gun from my little brother

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I could hear my family saying their goodbyes while mom held my IV tethered hand

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I’m beginning to think this not a confession group

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It wasn’t the foul-smelling ax murderer that had finally emptied detective Joseph’s stomach	53
“You know how they say we’re all born with a limited number of heartbeats,” the hospital’s CEO boasted during the after party	53
I quit my job thinking that it’ll make the management realize how shitty working in a Mars colony is	49
My drunk friend licked the frozen parking meter	48
As I sleepy gazed at the starry sky above me, I wondered	48
I accidentally cut off my little sister’s finger trying to teach her how to work with scrap metal	47
In med school, they tell you that atrial fibrillation is the most common cause of rapid irregular palpitations, and that you should order an ECG	46
My dad hid his gun from my little brother	44
I could hear my family saying their goodbyes while mom held my IV tethered hand	44
I’m beginning to think this not a confession group	43