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Seemingly aware that there was no imminent threat, the squirrel regarded the man inquisitively before tentatively taking the Snickers bar from his open hand.

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"I shot the three home invaders who were hiding behind my couch, and killed two more who were waiting for me in my wardrobe" I told the detective, confident I'd only done what was necessary to protect myself and my home.

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They'll do everything in their power to keep me alive.

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"It's better to burn out than fade away...", I sung quietly.

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The crowds gathered below him went wild as he threw up the devil horns with both hands.

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I saw that the nursery, and the hundreds of babies it sheltered, was being watched over by a vigilant team of armed guards.

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I was happy and she knew it.

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No one could judge me for eating this delicious pork chop while I wait for the search party.

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Perhaps my date should have struck me as odd when he immediately described me as his perfect match.

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I tightened my grip, digging my fingers into her slender neck as I take depraved pleasure in the sickening noises emanating from her stiff body.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Seemingly aware that there was no imminent threat, the squirrel regarded the man inquisitively before tentatively taking the Snickers bar from his open hand.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
"I shot the three home invaders who were hiding behind my couch, and killed two more who were waiting for me in my wardrobe" I told the detective, confident I'd only done what was necessary to protect myself and my home.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
They'll do everything in their power to keep me alive.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's better to burn out than fade away...", I sung quietly.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
The crowds gathered below him went wild as he threw up the devil horns with both hands.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I saw that the nursery, and the hundreds of babies it sheltered, was being watched over by a vigilant team of armed guards.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I was happy and she knew it.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
No one could judge me for eating this delicious pork chop while I wait for the search party.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
Perhaps my date should have struck me as odd when he immediately described me as his perfect match.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I tightened my grip, digging my fingers into her slender neck as I take depraved pleasure in the sickening noises emanating from her stiff body.	11	TwoSentenceComedy