/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The newly discovered locust brood descended on our field out of nowhere, but it mercifully left the corn untouched.

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My mom got so mad when she found out we were using the Ouija board, throwing things around the room and breaking mirrors, but we couldn't help it.

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This is the fourth year the "Easter Bunny" has his its eggs all over the yard.

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The policeman found my brother halfway dug out of the unmarked grave under my porch, and he told me to put my hands up.

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My grandfather came home from the hospital after his heart attack, and said he briefly saw what the afterlife was.

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As a kid, I always pretended that my imaginary friend had a giggly, fun voice when we played.

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"Four knocks if yes, three knocks if no" my goofy little brother wrote in his journal at breakfast.

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I'll never forget when I woke up Christmas Eve to find my father dressed as Santa at the fireplace, presents in his hands and a smile on his face.

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"I told you if you cheated on me, you'd never see our kids again," she screamed as I clutched my bleeding eyes

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He burst into his daughter's room in a drunken rage but when he threw back the covers, his face fell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The newly discovered locust brood descended on our field out of nowhere, but it mercifully left the corn untouched.	890
My mom got so mad when she found out we were using the Ouija board, throwing things around the room and breaking mirrors, but we couldn't help it.	851
This is the fourth year the "Easter Bunny" has his its eggs all over the yard.	839
The policeman found my brother halfway dug out of the unmarked grave under my porch, and he told me to put my hands up.	817
My grandfather came home from the hospital after his heart attack, and said he briefly saw what the afterlife was.	806
As a kid, I always pretended that my imaginary friend had a giggly, fun voice when we played.	804
"Four knocks if yes, three knocks if no" my goofy little brother wrote in his journal at breakfast.	786
I'll never forget when I woke up Christmas Eve to find my father dressed as Santa at the fireplace, presents in his hands and a smile on his face.	710
"I told you if you cheated on me, you'd never see our kids again," she screamed as I clutched my bleeding eyes	708
He burst into his daughter's room in a drunken rage but when he threw back the covers, his face fell.	702