/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I found my wife dead in the bathtub, a suicide note written on the sink.

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I finally relented, allowing my husband to take our son to his high stakes poker game.

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My wife is a vet and got bit at work today.

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My last surgery patient showed up to my office with questions multiple times the night after I operated.

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"I told you, no toys," her abusive father said as he grabbed her handmade doll away to throw into the fireplace.

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The old mime looked at me, running his thumb across his neck and pleading silently with me, so I laughed as I pretended to stab him.

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My stepmother yelled at me angrily when I refused to eat the soup she served us, so I went to bed hungry.

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"They dug too greedily and too deep", my son said, over and over and over.

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"I think I used to date her," I said absentmindedly after I recognized the wrist hummingbird tattoo.

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"Look, I'm not gonna lie to you, Mr and Mrs Brayden - this is a distinctly human shape" the cop said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I found my wife dead in the bathtub, a suicide note written on the sink.	5765
I finally relented, allowing my husband to take our son to his high stakes poker game.	5611
My wife is a vet and got bit at work today.	5527
My last surgery patient showed up to my office with questions multiple times the night after I operated.	5437
"I told you, no toys," her abusive father said as he grabbed her handmade doll away to throw into the fireplace.	5198
The old mime looked at me, running his thumb across his neck and pleading silently with me, so I laughed as I pretended to stab him.	5195
My stepmother yelled at me angrily when I refused to eat the soup she served us, so I went to bed hungry.	5151
"They dug too greedily and too deep", my son said, over and over and over.	4819
"I think I used to date her," I said absentmindedly after I recognized the wrist hummingbird tattoo.	4785
"Look, I'm not gonna lie to you, Mr and Mrs Brayden - this is a distinctly human shape" the cop said.	4737