/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
It was adorable to watch my toddler daughter try and get her new doll's attention, but naturally it didn't react to anything she did.
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Every year at Halloween somebody trashes my family mausoleum so I set up trail cams and triple-chained the gate to catch them in the act.
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He pulled the fire alarm at work every day for two weeks, and he was gigglingly gleeful nobody knew it was him.
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The wind howled against the farmhouse, rattling the windows and shaking the doors, so I grabbed my cloak to go check on my animals.
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As we anxiously waited for the results, the doctor laughed and tried to calm us by stating that chronic wasting disease can't be transmitted from deer to humans.
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After running blindly through the night shrouded forest for about an hour, I came upon a shredded tent and the brutalized remains of my friends.
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I started my shift at the hospital and was immediately forced into personal protective gear, to treat a teen sick with a new, deadly virus.
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