/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
At $5,000 a plate this dinner tastes like garbage, but getting to shake the president's hand makes it money well spent.
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After the earthquake, EMTs told stories of the rubble buildings they cleared of survivors one day being full of people screaming for help again the next day.
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My husband was an experienced diver in college, so I didn't stop him last night when he said he was going to jump in the pool even though he was extremely drunk.
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My dog's incessant barking from the yard woke me up, so I checked on my sleeping children and went outside.
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I know some kids act up in church, but the peals of this boy's laughter just got louder and more crazed as the preacher spoke.
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The girl from the barn rave beckoned for me to follow her into the cornfield for a night of passion.
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My apprentice ran into the lab, shouting "professor, I translated the other canopic jars you've broken so far, and they say 'fire', 'war', 'pestilence', and 'hornets'".
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The bathroom mirror in my college apartment always had a peculiar distorting effect, and my reflection always looked off.
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