/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"The fig relies on the body of the wasp to decompose and make the biggest, best fruit" the man told me, fidgeting.
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The vibrant flowers were unlike anything the team had seen before, probably uncategorized by science until now.
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When the congressional committee convened to discuss UFO documents up for declassification, they joked about little green men as they entered the sequestration chamber.
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The parade of children onto the school bus on the first day of classes was always a delight for the whole neighborhood.
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When the haunting reached a fevered pitch, we were told the only way to fix it was to bring in a priest.
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"I hold in my hands the one thing that can actually save your planet from catastrophic climate change", the alien said.
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"The shrike is a bird that impales its prey on thorns and spikes to eat them later", the professor said.
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