/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father was a notorious serial killer and when he was finally caught, he nodded to me and shit himself in the head.

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With my work being so understaffed lately, it's been easier than ever to steal inventory.

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When I woke up to find a puddle of liquid next to my bed and several more throughout the house, I thought how nice it would be to not have pets sometimes.

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My frat brother keeps coming into my room and staring at me all night.

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People think the New Orleans cemeteries use crypts because the ground floods and the bodies come out, but that's not why.

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Mommy bought me my first makeup kit today!

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My wife makes fun of my intense skincare routine, but she does admit I look twenty years younger than my actual age.

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I was confused that the cloven hoofprints began in the middle of the freshly fallen snow in the field next to my house.

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As we explored the jungles of Thailand and got separated, my brother called me.

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I stayed up all night listening to my best friend sob about their near-miss car accident.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My father was a notorious serial killer and when he was finally caught, he nodded to me and shit himself in the head.	1
With my work being so understaffed lately, it's been easier than ever to steal inventory.	1
When I woke up to find a puddle of liquid next to my bed and several more throughout the house, I thought how nice it would be to not have pets sometimes.	1
My frat brother keeps coming into my room and staring at me all night.	1
People think the New Orleans cemeteries use crypts because the ground floods and the bodies come out, but that's not why.	1
Mommy bought me my first makeup kit today!	1
My wife makes fun of my intense skincare routine, but she does admit I look twenty years younger than my actual age.	1
I was confused that the cloven hoofprints began in the middle of the freshly fallen snow in the field next to my house.	1
As we explored the jungles of Thailand and got separated, my brother called me.	1
I stayed up all night listening to my best friend sob about their near-miss car accident.	1