/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My tuna boat caught a baby octopus and, despite my captain's orders, I cut it free and let it go back into the ocean.

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"Baby shoes for sale, never worn"

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"There's no such thing as zombies", I told my terrified son after he woke up screaming.

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The village had a custom where every fifth child was sailed down the stream to learn from the village of the elders.

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Mommy tells me that daddy is watching over me from heaven to make me feel better when I can't sleep.

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My older son tormented my daughter about her imaginary friend ceaselessly, laughing as he pretended to stab the empty space next to her.

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When we finally caught the serial killer, he led us to the dumping spot where he hid his 7 kills.

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After he died, we knew our grandfather's spirit was still protecting us when we'd smell his cologne or hear him gently knock on our walls.

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Mary and Frankie got caught making out behind the bleachers.

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Sometimes, if I get scared, I knock on my parents' bedroom door in the middle of the night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My tuna boat caught a baby octopus and, despite my captain's orders, I cut it free and let it go back into the ocean.	2870
"Baby shoes for sale, never worn"	2853
"There's no such thing as zombies", I told my terrified son after he woke up screaming.	2672
The village had a custom where every fifth child was sailed down the stream to learn from the village of the elders.	2662
Mommy tells me that daddy is watching over me from heaven to make me feel better when I can't sleep.	2404
My older son tormented my daughter about her imaginary friend ceaselessly, laughing as he pretended to stab the empty space next to her.	2341
When we finally caught the serial killer, he led us to the dumping spot where he hid his 7 kills.	2340
After he died, we knew our grandfather's spirit was still protecting us when we'd smell his cologne or hear him gently knock on our walls.	2287
Mary and Frankie got caught making out behind the bleachers.	2249
Sometimes, if I get scared, I knock on my parents' bedroom door in the middle of the night.	2176