/u/Monechetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mother hung up the phone, telling us with tears in her eyes that our abusive father had died in a DUI crash.

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The man who assaulted me last year didn't recognize me as he chatted me up but I noticed he snuck a pill into my beer.

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"This strange dead creature washed up on the beach yesterday and we're calling for scientists to come investigate", the mayor said in a press conference.

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The burglar broke into the old lady's basement because he knew she didn't have a guard dog.

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On his death bed, my grandfather asked if I would take over his farm, and cried "sorry and thank you" when I said yes.

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I noticed diamond-shaped burns on my cattle, and then cuts, and then after a few weeks I'd find them completely drained of blood.

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As we moved the stone to uncover the tomb, my archeology professor allowed me to go in and explore first.

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He woke to the smell of smoke, waking up his wife and baby after he felt that the bedroom door was scorching hot.

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I was confused when my new foster parents gave their bio daughter a sealed, wrapped present and told her it was the puppy she wanted.

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I was surprised to find a live dalmatian in the basement of this abandoned house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mother hung up the phone, telling us with tears in her eyes that our abusive father had died in a DUI crash.	1376
The man who assaulted me last year didn't recognize me as he chatted me up but I noticed he snuck a pill into my beer.	1360
"This strange dead creature washed up on the beach yesterday and we're calling for scientists to come investigate", the mayor said in a press conference.	1352
The burglar broke into the old lady's basement because he knew she didn't have a guard dog.	1341
On his death bed, my grandfather asked if I would take over his farm, and cried "sorry and thank you" when I said yes.	1335
I noticed diamond-shaped burns on my cattle, and then cuts, and then after a few weeks I'd find them completely drained of blood.	1320
As we moved the stone to uncover the tomb, my archeology professor allowed me to go in and explore first.	1314
He woke to the smell of smoke, waking up his wife and baby after he felt that the bedroom door was scorching hot.	1108
I was confused when my new foster parents gave their bio daughter a sealed, wrapped present and told her it was the puppy she wanted.	1108
I was surprised to find a live dalmatian in the basement of this abandoned house.	1092