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Every evening after work I complained aloud that the building's old elevators took longer and longer to go between the 5th and 1st floors.

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When I was a kid, my father nervously left to get milk and never returned.

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It was the largest stockpile of weapons of mass destruction I'd ever encountered in twenty years as a nuclear inspector, enough to obliterate a country entirely.

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Ever since I made a joke about planting some bacon to grow a bacon tree, my little sister has been burying and watering things she loves to "grow trees".

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I fell asleep in the hospital next to my terminally ill grandfather's bed, and he appeared in my dream, crying and hugging me.

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Jill and Jack went to the shack to fetch the farmer's daughter

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For some reason, the mountain lion slowed its pursuit as I climbed down the narrow cave passageway, allowing me to escape.

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When the genie said I had one wish, I asked that my stuffed animals would come to life!

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"Dear diary, I knew getting a job at my favorite place to eat would murder my waistline, but I couldn't help myself".

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My mother refused to take her medicine, and her delusions had reached a new level as she pleaded with me to eat my dinner.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every evening after work I complained aloud that the building's old elevators took longer and longer to go between the 5th and 1st floors.	127	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was a kid, my father nervously left to get milk and never returned.	126	TwoSentenceHorror
It was the largest stockpile of weapons of mass destruction I'd ever encountered in twenty years as a nuclear inspector, enough to obliterate a country entirely.	124	TwoSentenceHorror
Ever since I made a joke about planting some bacon to grow a bacon tree, my little sister has been burying and watering things she loves to "grow trees".	123	TwoSentenceHorror
I fell asleep in the hospital next to my terminally ill grandfather's bed, and he appeared in my dream, crying and hugging me.	123	TwoSentenceHorror
Jill and Jack went to the shack to fetch the farmer's daughter	123	TwoSentenceHorror
For some reason, the mountain lion slowed its pursuit as I climbed down the narrow cave passageway, allowing me to escape.	122	TwoSentenceHorror
When the genie said I had one wish, I asked that my stuffed animals would come to life!	119	TwoSentenceHorror
"Dear diary, I knew getting a job at my favorite place to eat would murder my waistline, but I couldn't help myself".	117	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother refused to take her medicine, and her delusions had reached a new level as she pleaded with me to eat my dinner.	116	TwoSentenceHorror