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My dog's incessant barking from the yard woke me up, so I checked on my sleeping children and went outside.

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At $5,000 a plate this dinner tastes like garbage, but getting to shake the president's hand makes it money well spent.

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The girl from the barn rave beckoned for me to follow her into the cornfield for a night of passion.

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"We call this the "reverse Jesus" the bullies laughed.

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Unluckiest

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I know some kids act up in church, but the peals of this boy's laughter just got louder and more crazed as the preacher spoke.

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My apprentice ran into the lab, shouting "professor, I translated the other canopic jars you've broken so far, and they say 'fire', 'war', 'pestilence', and 'hornets'".

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I thought the animal mutilations on my farm and the grave robberies from the local cemetery were unrelated.

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I as the research team declared definitively that all demonic and ghost activity is simply unwitting psychic manifestation of nearby people.

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I cranked the crossbow back, loaded another bolt and prepared to kill the next one that ran past the closet in which I was hiding.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dog's incessant barking from the yard woke me up, so I checked on my sleeping children and went outside.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
At $5,000 a plate this dinner tastes like garbage, but getting to shake the president's hand makes it money well spent.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
The girl from the barn rave beckoned for me to follow her into the cornfield for a night of passion.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
"We call this the "reverse Jesus" the bullies laughed.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
Unluckiest	40	nosleep
I know some kids act up in church, but the peals of this boy's laughter just got louder and more crazed as the preacher spoke.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
My apprentice ran into the lab, shouting "professor, I translated the other canopic jars you've broken so far, and they say 'fire', 'war', 'pestilence', and 'hornets'".	39	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought the animal mutilations on my farm and the grave robberies from the local cemetery were unrelated.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
I as the research team declared definitively that all demonic and ghost activity is simply unwitting psychic manifestation of nearby people.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
I cranked the crossbow back, loaded another bolt and prepared to kill the next one that ran past the closet in which I was hiding.	39	TwoSentenceHorror