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I finally got to spend time with my father, and we've spent all morning hiking up this mountain, which was a lot of fun.
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When I woke up to find a puddle of liquid next to my bed and several more throughout the house, I thought how nice it would be to not have pets sometimes.
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My father was a notorious serial killer and when he was finally caught, he nodded to me and shit himself in the head.
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When the police rescued me after twelve years, serial killer who kidnapped me shot himself in the head.
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The historic preservation society made sure I knew that the overnight cemetery keeper job didn't pay well, but I said I didn't mind.
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As a lifelong devotee to empirical science, my final request was that my body be shot onto the lunar surface.
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