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I caught my son with three women in his bed the other night and I ended up having to take them all home, and this isn't even the first time!
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"These blossoms are incredible because you really only see them growing over graves", my mother in law said.
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"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat," I shouted for the seventh time but the man just looked angrily past me into the night.
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I was first on the scene of the car crash and even though the parents were dead, I was able to save the baby.
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