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After we saw Them give the animals the power of language, we were hopeful to see what gifts They would give us.

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My child was always such a likable, well-behaved boy, I'm sure he'll give me a grandchild in no time.

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I thought I'd be glad to be rid of the bed bugs.

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I'd always known that if my dad ever caught me with a boy, he'd reach for the shotgun.

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He says I have to go down there, and I'm terrified.

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I'm so glad my brother and I get along.

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My mom told me abstinence was the most effective way of preventing pregnancy.

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"Do you even want to be with me anymore," she asked, tears in her eyes.

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Sailors like to haze the new guy by opening up his rack with him in it and propping it open so he can't get out.

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I finally let go of my resentment towards my father, sure that it would make my soul clean to forgive him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After we saw Them give the animals the power of language, we were hopeful to see what gifts They would give us.	14
My child was always such a likable, well-behaved boy, I'm sure he'll give me a grandchild in no time.	13
I thought I'd be glad to be rid of the bed bugs.	13
I'd always known that if my dad ever caught me with a boy, he'd reach for the shotgun.	13
He says I have to go down there, and I'm terrified.	13
I'm so glad my brother and I get along.	13
My mom told me abstinence was the most effective way of preventing pregnancy.	12
"Do you even want to be with me anymore," she asked, tears in her eyes.	11
Sailors like to haze the new guy by opening up his rack with him in it and propping it open so he can't get out.	11
I finally let go of my resentment towards my father, sure that it would make my soul clean to forgive him.	10