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The battlefield brochure said that you can use a fake target to lure out hidden enemy snipers.

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The kidnapping of the district attorney's daughter was much easier than expected, and the rumor of her having a spirit coexisting inside is obviously nonsense.

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Who said that buying an ouija board on wish is a good idea?

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As the cannons stopped firing, I stood at the bridge, sorrowfully watching as the remains of other battleships in my fleet floating aimlessly in the void.

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Time's tough and I need money to feed my family.

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As the local guide pleading at me to stop shooting at their holy tree because a bird defecated on me, I just sneered and dismissed it as superstition.

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We had a great laugh when we see that white BMW overtaking us like an asshole was wrapped around a tree next to the icy road.

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She always bragged about having a dumptruck of an ass.

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Get stabbed by this weird arrow they said, it'll be fun they said

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As I sat down on the toilet to bomb it after lunch, I opened up the phone to read the news about this recently discovered infectious disease.

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The battlefield brochure said that you can use a fake target to lure out hidden enemy snipers.	6
The kidnapping of the district attorney's daughter was much easier than expected, and the rumor of her having a spirit coexisting inside is obviously nonsense.	6
Who said that buying an ouija board on wish is a good idea?	6
As the cannons stopped firing, I stood at the bridge, sorrowfully watching as the remains of other battleships in my fleet floating aimlessly in the void.	5
Time's tough and I need money to feed my family.	5
As the local guide pleading at me to stop shooting at their holy tree because a bird defecated on me, I just sneered and dismissed it as superstition.	5
We had a great laugh when we see that white BMW overtaking us like an asshole was wrapped around a tree next to the icy road.	5
She always bragged about having a dumptruck of an ass.	5
Get stabbed by this weird arrow they said, it'll be fun they said	5
As I sat down on the toilet to bomb it after lunch, I opened up the phone to read the news about this recently discovered infectious disease.	4