/u/Mr_Camhed's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
As the headlight approached the girl lying on the road in tremendous speed, I signaled my men in the back seat to prepare for capturing the detective from the car after it crashes.
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I have prepared for those obscene words that would be waiting for me on the bare body panel of the car as I started working on it
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As the smoke clear, I was the last one standing among the corpses of my comrades and the monsters we slain.
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As that Toyota Crown lost its control and drifted out of the road rolling over and wrapped around a tree with that last hit in its tailgate, my body was filled with excitement and joy.
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I jokingly replied "use a Machete to cut Sean's head off and take his head to the facial recognition" on a post asking how to open the storm shelter in r/hitman
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I pushed the hose into the filler neck and started sucking, and was relieved when yellow liquid started flowing out.
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