/u/Mr_Charms_505's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was dared by my friends to go into an abandoned church, hug the giant Jesus statue there, and tell him "I love you Jesus."

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I hate my work's bathroom because the light turns off automatically if you're in a stall for too long.

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I watched with a smile as my son played on the same swing that my father had attached to the large tree branch for me all those years ago.

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My five year old pointed excitedly up into the December sky at a small, slow moving red dot and exclaimed, "Look Daddy, it's Rudolph pulling Santa's sleigh!"

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Despite her telling me not to, I secretly followed my girlfriend out of our cabin and into the woods, with plans to propose to her by moonlight.

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My grandfather used to distill his own 6 year old, 12 year old, 18 year old and 21 year old scotch.

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It was so hot out, I just laid on top of my bed with only my boxers on, watching the high speed ceiling fan spin around and around.

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You would think the worst part of being a police photographer was taking pictures of dead people.

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I'm a mortician because I'm shy and hate having other people watch me.

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I smiled as I watched the fireworks explode in the sky with loud bangs and brilliant flashes of Red, White and Blue.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was dared by my friends to go into an abandoned church, hug the giant Jesus statue there, and tell him "I love you Jesus."	227
I hate my work's bathroom because the light turns off automatically if you're in a stall for too long.	212
I watched with a smile as my son played on the same swing that my father had attached to the large tree branch for me all those years ago.	194
My five year old pointed excitedly up into the December sky at a small, slow moving red dot and exclaimed, "Look Daddy, it's Rudolph pulling Santa's sleigh!"	132
Despite her telling me not to, I secretly followed my girlfriend out of our cabin and into the woods, with plans to propose to her by moonlight.	109
My grandfather used to distill his own 6 year old, 12 year old, 18 year old and 21 year old scotch.	106
It was so hot out, I just laid on top of my bed with only my boxers on, watching the high speed ceiling fan spin around and around.	90
You would think the worst part of being a police photographer was taking pictures of dead people.	88
I'm a mortician because I'm shy and hate having other people watch me.	72
I smiled as I watched the fireworks explode in the sky with loud bangs and brilliant flashes of Red, White and Blue.	60