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My devoted Salem brothers and I decided to do the lord's will and lynched an old witch who lived on the outskirts of town.

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My friend and I laughed in triumph during Halloween, as we took the whole bowl of candy on the porch with the sign that said "Please take one"

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I went to my local pharmacy to get a routine shot in the arm.

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I thought the car crash was bad enough; what with being trapped in my car, pinned in place by the wreckage and only being a few feet from the dead driver of the other car.

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I finally got the courage to tell my mother that I was gay,

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My wife was getting ready for our Valentine's day night activities, and got into the bubble bath she'd drawn with one of the bath-bombs I had made her.

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My fellow EMT and I burst into the bathroom after receiving a call from a wife that her husband had slit his wrists.

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Standing from my crouched position, my blue coat flapping in the wind, I fired my musket at the red coat's line, blasting the head off one.

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After many years of research, Otto Hahn and Fritz Strassmann congratulated each other on their break-through in the field of nuclear fission.

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I learned a new thing about leeches today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My devoted Salem brothers and I decided to do the lord's will and lynched an old witch who lived on the outskirts of town.	31
My friend and I laughed in triumph during Halloween, as we took the whole bowl of candy on the porch with the sign that said "Please take one"	28
I went to my local pharmacy to get a routine shot in the arm.	27
I thought the car crash was bad enough; what with being trapped in my car, pinned in place by the wreckage and only being a few feet from the dead driver of the other car.	27
I finally got the courage to tell my mother that I was gay,	24
My wife was getting ready for our Valentine's day night activities, and got into the bubble bath she'd drawn with one of the bath-bombs I had made her.	24
My fellow EMT and I burst into the bathroom after receiving a call from a wife that her husband had slit his wrists.	23
Standing from my crouched position, my blue coat flapping in the wind, I fired my musket at the red coat's line, blasting the head off one.	22
After many years of research, Otto Hahn and Fritz Strassmann congratulated each other on their break-through in the field of nuclear fission.	21
I learned a new thing about leeches today.	21