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Left rudder? Is that something women have to use because their entire existence is "more right rudder!"?
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I am on a Ryanair boing. I know I should have chosen another ayreline but I am very poor. Is the landing going to be awful or very awful? Will it hurt less if I remain cheerful and positive?
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Miss Ayreboss Universe pageant. Tail round. Very important: all candidates support world peace and love cute puppies and pylotes.
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I entered a business class lounge for a quick meal and some quiet time. They have an outdoor area. Yay! I must admit some business class pax are a huge disappointment. There is one who is walking on the table, eating my food and is naked and hairy. I think I need my own jet.
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Captain and First Officer bravely fighting against unexpected turbulence. Remember, your safety is their highest priority.
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I am really scared of boarding a boing and only buy ayreboss tickets. Unfortunately I must board a boing soon. I contacted their customer service and begged them not to kill me. They said they would give me a captain in stockings who flies with his feet. Boing is afraid of such pylotes and behaves.
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