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The picture shows me standing next to a gorgeous woman with kind eyes while two young children stand on either side of us, hugging our legs.

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She start to panic when I slip into bed next to her.

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After years of lessons, struggle, deprivation, and torture, today she was finally graduating.

56 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The weight loss surgery was incredibly cheap.

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The astronomers stayed completely silent.

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Mary was two years sober and 18 weeks pregnant when we found out what the word “abruption” meant.

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As a child I fervently believed in the miracle of the Resurrection.

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I sipped the warm, rich broth as I looked across the table at the emaciated face of Jared, “Mike?”

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He swatted repeatedly, wildly, all around but finally, with a resounding “Smack!”, ended the life of the bloodsucking mosquito.

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The picture shows me standing next to a gorgeous woman with kind eyes while two young children stand on either side of us, hugging our legs.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The picture shows me standing next to a gorgeous woman with kind eyes while two young children stand on either side of us, hugging our legs.	91	TwoSentenceSadness
She start to panic when I slip into bed next to her.	59	TwoSentenceSadness
After years of lessons, struggle, deprivation, and torture, today she was finally graduating.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
The weight loss surgery was incredibly cheap.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
The astronomers stayed completely silent.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
Mary was two years sober and 18 weeks pregnant when we found out what the word “abruption” meant.	29	TwoSentenceSadness
As a child I fervently believed in the miracle of the Resurrection.	24	TwoSentenceSadness
I sipped the warm, rich broth as I looked across the table at the emaciated face of Jared, “Mike?”	24	TwoSentenceHorror
He swatted repeatedly, wildly, all around but finally, with a resounding “Smack!”, ended the life of the bloodsucking mosquito.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
The picture shows me standing next to a gorgeous woman with kind eyes while two young children stand on either side of us, hugging our legs.	18	TwoSentenceHorror