/u/Nyx1010's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"No other man would touch her like that again", I thought as I murdered my cheating wife.

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[JUN21] As I was thinking about how we could soon have sex without violating our religious beliefs, my bride collapsed with a heart attack.

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[JUN21] 'Now you may kiss the bride.'

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The lions tore and ate chunks of flesh from my body.

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"Don't worry, I'll google how to give you first aid."

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[JUN21] On my wedding day, I prayed with all my heart to never have to sleep with the brute I was forced to marry.

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'I told you to pull out after you finish!'

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[JUN21] I was happy on my wedding day, though I was not marrying for love, I would be getting a ticket out of my country.

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I don't know why I can't see myself in the mirror.

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After being married to a much older woman for decades, I found out that my wife was my biological mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No other man would touch her like that again", I thought as I murdered my cheating wife.	39
[JUN21] As I was thinking about how we could soon have sex without violating our religious beliefs, my bride collapsed with a heart attack.	38
[JUN21] 'Now you may kiss the bride.'	32
The lions tore and ate chunks of flesh from my body.	31
"Don't worry, I'll google how to give you first aid."	30
[JUN21] On my wedding day, I prayed with all my heart to never have to sleep with the brute I was forced to marry.	29
'I told you to pull out after you finish!'	29
[JUN21] I was happy on my wedding day, though I was not marrying for love, I would be getting a ticket out of my country.	29
I don't know why I can't see myself in the mirror.	27
After being married to a much older woman for decades, I found out that my wife was my biological mother.	26