/u/ObeyToffles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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'No, please,' the old witch begged Hansel, 'I never meant you any harm!'

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[JUN21] "For richer or for poorer, in sickness or health, until death do us part," repeated the couple after the priest.

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The human consciousness, unable to truly comprehend the idea of infinity, breaks down when confronted with it.

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I inserted the shotgun in my mouth, braced and pulled the trigger.

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I was getting a snack from the fridge in the pitch black night when I heard a beep from my smart microwave.

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"Look at him," the midwife said, "isn't your baby a sweet little angel?"

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The principal announced this morning: "the school board has decided that, on average, 0.5 teachers will be put in charge of every 30 students for the event."

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Some religions like Christianity believe in heaven and hell; others like Buddhism believe in reincarnation.

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He stared, eyes wide in horror, as writhing demons were revealed to him, soaring in the blood red sky.

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"You have violated US airspace, this is your final warning!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
'No, please,' the old witch begged Hansel, 'I never meant you any harm!'	114
[JUN21] "For richer or for poorer, in sickness or health, until death do us part," repeated the couple after the priest.	112
The human consciousness, unable to truly comprehend the idea of infinity, breaks down when confronted with it.	104
I inserted the shotgun in my mouth, braced and pulled the trigger.	84
I was getting a snack from the fridge in the pitch black night when I heard a beep from my smart microwave.	80
"Look at him," the midwife said, "isn't your baby a sweet little angel?"	73
The principal announced this morning: "the school board has decided that, on average, 0.5 teachers will be put in charge of every 30 students for the event."	66
Some religions like Christianity believe in heaven and hell; others like Buddhism believe in reincarnation.	65
He stared, eyes wide in horror, as writhing demons were revealed to him, soaring in the blood red sky.	62
"You have violated US airspace, this is your final warning!"	61