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The principal announced this morning: "the school board has decided that, on average, 0.5 teachers will be put in charge of every 30 students for the event."

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Some religions like Christianity believe in heaven and hell; others like Buddhism believe in reincarnation.

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He stared, eyes wide in horror, as writhing demons were revealed to him, soaring in the blood red sky.

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"You have violated US airspace, this is your final warning!"

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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, did the tree fall?

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Seeing how his self-portraits became more abstract and bizarre with old age, I was convinced dementia made the artist unable to recognize his own appearance.

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The butcher stared in horror as the disemboweled pig, somehow still alive from its wounds, twisted its face to leer at him.

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As I crossed the road, the cars stopped moving and the pedestrians froze.

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With a final cavalry charge, we annihilated the horde of monsters.

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My grandfather worked at a crematorium, and he told me before he died that he had seen terrible things there.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The principal announced this morning: "the school board has decided that, on average, 0.5 teachers will be put in charge of every 30 students for the event."	66	TwoSentenceHorror
Some religions like Christianity believe in heaven and hell; others like Buddhism believe in reincarnation.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
He stared, eyes wide in horror, as writhing demons were revealed to him, soaring in the blood red sky.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
"You have violated US airspace, this is your final warning!"	61	TwoSentenceHorror
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, did the tree fall?	59	TwoSentenceHorror
Seeing how his self-portraits became more abstract and bizarre with old age, I was convinced dementia made the artist unable to recognize his own appearance.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
The butcher stared in horror as the disemboweled pig, somehow still alive from its wounds, twisted its face to leer at him.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
As I crossed the road, the cars stopped moving and the pedestrians froze.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
With a final cavalry charge, we annihilated the horde of monsters.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
My grandfather worked at a crematorium, and he told me before he died that he had seen terrible things there.	50	TwoSentenceHorror