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Being stuck in a car wreck wasn't the most depressing part of this.

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My mind was my own worst enemy since I was born, and worse when my parents died.

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Dialing 911 2 seconds, talking with dispatch 6 seconds minimum, Response time 13 min

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At first I was almost too scared to eat it even if it was a matter of survival.

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"I blinked 144553 times today 23 within 5:00pm, I sneezed at exactly 3:45 pm, and my dog went missing at 3:55 Am last Thursday" Bob said with confidence.

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The doctors don't seem to understand understand, I dress like a clown to try make people more happy.

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There goes a saying, the family who eats together stays together.

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Dagoth Ur Watches the new Juno Trailer.

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I had my fare share of making fun of right wing rednecks on the internet for their outdated political views.

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When my wife was alive, I was afraid of losing her.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being stuck in a car wreck wasn't the most depressing part of this.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My mind was my own worst enemy since I was born, and worse when my parents died.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Dialing 911 2 seconds, talking with dispatch 6 seconds minimum, Response time 13 min	1	TwoSentenceHorror
At first I was almost too scared to eat it even if it was a matter of survival.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"I blinked 144553 times today 23 within 5:00pm, I sneezed at exactly 3:45 pm, and my dog went missing at 3:55 Am last Thursday" Bob said with confidence.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctors don't seem to understand understand, I dress like a clown to try make people more happy.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
There goes a saying, the family who eats together stays together.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Dagoth Ur Watches the new Juno Trailer.	1	Overwatch_Memes
I had my fare share of making fun of right wing rednecks on the internet for their outdated political views.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When my wife was alive, I was afraid of losing her.	1	TwoSentenceSadness