/u/OrdosDeluxe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
The priest practically hauled me by the arm, as he cried out "Hurry, get into the circle, salt repels vampires!"
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I decided to make peace with my childhood bully, by inviting him over to share a steak and kidney pie with me.
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As the pirates started boarding the pleasure yacht, they laughed to each other about how stupid the rich people had been to leave on their location transceiver.
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As the massive monster lunged at him, he thrust the kitchen knife into its chest, and it collapsed in a heap on top of him, pinning him to the floor.
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She roused, but didn't open her eyes as her husband crawled into bed behind her, saying "How was work darling?"
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As I came to in the darkened room post surgery, I had the sinking feeling that I couldn't move my body.
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