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The last thing my mom said to me was keep your ankles together

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‘Wait a sec boys, the drill’s snagged on something,’ the diver plunged into the warm waters off Tybee Island

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What better way to claim the life insurance than let your anorexic wife slowly starve to death.

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The village women were happy for the small victory of extra white linens while their men were away at war

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‘Get off my porch, damn you, I don’t want no part of your Tiktok dance thingmajigs,’ the old woman said, looking through the peephole of her front door.

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I looked into your eyes and felt my whole world shake.

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I was really happy with my surgery

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The statue of the Virgin Mary began leaking and one parishioner shouted ‘stigmata- a miracle!’

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‘It is a rare stone that forms over many years,’ I said, laughing maniacally at the jeweller.

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‘According to the Innocence Project, 4% of those killed on Death Row were later found innocent,’ the formerly condemned prisoner read.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The last thing my mom said to me was keep your ankles together	308
‘Wait a sec boys, the drill’s snagged on something,’ the diver plunged into the warm waters off Tybee Island	230
What better way to claim the life insurance than let your anorexic wife slowly starve to death.	146
The village women were happy for the small victory of extra white linens while their men were away at war	129
‘Get off my porch, damn you, I don’t want no part of your Tiktok dance thingmajigs,’ the old woman said, looking through the peephole of her front door.	74
I looked into your eyes and felt my whole world shake.	70
I was really happy with my surgery	63
The statue of the Virgin Mary began leaking and one parishioner shouted ‘stigmata- a miracle!’	60
‘It is a rare stone that forms over many years,’ I said, laughing maniacally at the jeweller.	55
‘According to the Innocence Project, 4% of those killed on Death Row were later found innocent,’ the formerly condemned prisoner read.	39