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‘We should have guarded the banks more closely,’ the solider thought ruefully as he looked across the scorched earth

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The man was so obsessed with choking to death that he refused to eat solid foods.

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‘The trick to sword swallowing,’ he continued to his young apprentice, ‘is to remember to swallow the sheath first.’

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Glancing into the clear blue sky, the young witch saw clearly the golden snitch and readied her broom.

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The passenger awoke as they were sinking and screamed ‘we need to get to the lifeboat.’

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Typing out my next two sentence horror, I feel a pull on the dog leash

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‘You never use the ‘N’ word in my presence!’

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Every December my husband makes the same New Years resolution which is to sleep with a virgin

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It’s amazing how many travellers wear the cross of St. Christopher.

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‘The good news,’ the surgeon continued, ‘is that semen production is taken up by the non-castrated right testicle.’

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
‘We should have guarded the banks more closely,’ the solider thought ruefully as he looked across the scorched earth	17
The man was so obsessed with choking to death that he refused to eat solid foods.	16
‘The trick to sword swallowing,’ he continued to his young apprentice, ‘is to remember to swallow the sheath first.’	16
Glancing into the clear blue sky, the young witch saw clearly the golden snitch and readied her broom.	14
The passenger awoke as they were sinking and screamed ‘we need to get to the lifeboat.’	14
Typing out my next two sentence horror, I feel a pull on the dog leash	14
‘You never use the ‘N’ word in my presence!’	13
Every December my husband makes the same New Years resolution which is to sleep with a virgin	13
It’s amazing how many travellers wear the cross of St. Christopher.	13
‘The good news,’ the surgeon continued, ‘is that semen production is taken up by the non-castrated right testicle.’	13