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‘We are safeguarding future generations from a slow and terrible death,’ the man shouted as his fellow protestors glued themselves to the motorway

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66 days lost at sea subsisting on barnacles and seaweed, the locals brought him ashore and prepared a vast feast.

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‘Of course I know what man’s laughter is,’ the drunk college girl replied, ‘now give me my keys back.’

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‘Shut up, I’ll pick your nose for you,’ her husband said

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‘You’ll come with me,’ the mother reiterated to her daughter, ‘nice and clean in the communal shower.’

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‘Look! He’s opening his eyes for the first time, take a picture.’

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High in the Nepalese mountains, she felt the snake strike, pumping venom into her leg

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‘Those bright blue eyes are the same as mine,’ the man said, cooing at his baby.

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‘We’ve found the secret entrance to Hogwarts,’ the girl continued, ‘it’s Harry’s scar.’

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Lying on her death bed, she poured her heart out to her granddaughter

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‘We are safeguarding future generations from a slow and terrible death,’ the man shouted as his fellow protestors glued themselves to the motorway	1
66 days lost at sea subsisting on barnacles and seaweed, the locals brought him ashore and prepared a vast feast.	1
‘Of course I know what man’s laughter is,’ the drunk college girl replied, ‘now give me my keys back.’	1
‘Shut up, I’ll pick your nose for you,’ her husband said	1
‘You’ll come with me,’ the mother reiterated to her daughter, ‘nice and clean in the communal shower.’	1
‘Look! He’s opening his eyes for the first time, take a picture.’	1
High in the Nepalese mountains, she felt the snake strike, pumping venom into her leg	1
‘Those bright blue eyes are the same as mine,’ the man said, cooing at his baby.	1
‘We’ve found the secret entrance to Hogwarts,’ the girl continued, ‘it’s Harry’s scar.’	1
Lying on her death bed, she poured her heart out to her granddaughter	1