/u/Osato's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I must have imagined it."

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There's a special place in Hell, a place reserved for torturers, rapists and tyrants.

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A Grim Reaper's work is never done, and time is the only thing I have in abundance.

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Ezekiel's description of cherubim is almost correct, but one word got mangled in translation.

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As an experiment for my sociology paper, I took rape flicks from the Net and uploaded them with laugh tracks in the background.

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An angry prostitute once asked me, "What makes these fucking catgirls so special to you johns?"

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I asked a genie for ageless regenerative immortality once.

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The hospital continues to work to this day, despite five years of anomalously high SADS rates.

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Gepetto worked his magic on the log, the magic of chisel and drill and sandpaper.

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"Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry, I'm such a klutz," said my favorite student, kneeling down to gather the papers she knocked off my desk.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I must have imagined it."	13
There's a special place in Hell, a place reserved for torturers, rapists and tyrants.	11
A Grim Reaper's work is never done, and time is the only thing I have in abundance.	10
Ezekiel's description of cherubim is almost correct, but one word got mangled in translation.	9
As an experiment for my sociology paper, I took rape flicks from the Net and uploaded them with laugh tracks in the background.	6
An angry prostitute once asked me, "What makes these fucking catgirls so special to you johns?"	6
I asked a genie for ageless regenerative immortality once.	5
The hospital continues to work to this day, despite five years of anomalously high SADS rates.	5
Gepetto worked his magic on the log, the magic of chisel and drill and sandpaper.	4
"Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry, I'm such a klutz," said my favorite student, kneeling down to gather the papers she knocked off my desk.	4