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I watched in silent fascination as my daughter gave birth to my granddaughter.

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If there ever was a time for that "portraits were windows" trope, now would be it.

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"I wish I never found this lamp," I stated, thinking I had outwit the malicious djinn.

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Groggily opening my eyes, I was shocked to see my son, home from the hospital, cooking in the kitchen.

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Like Damocles, the huge sword hung above my head, held by a single horse's hair.

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Impatient drivers angrily honked their horns at the group of idiots wearing VR helmets disrupting traffic.

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I cheered when Santa bested Satan in combat believing myself to be saved.

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Mine Eyes

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The worst thing wasn't seeing half a worm in the apple I just took a bite of.

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The bright morning sun shone directly upon my face.

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