/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN21] I couldn't believe my parents were forcing me to marry some horny old goat named Billy Bob on my eighteenth birthday to "seal the deal".

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The rogue tank that was running rampant through the neighborhood rolled onto our street crushing everything in its path.

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I refined the parameters to only display deaths by murder or suicide that occurred at 7:06am (CET) since the system was implemented.

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I thought it was a prank, but it was happening no matter what phone I used or which number I dialed – including emergency services.

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I was savvy enough to unplug the TV and throw it out the front door.

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Doing the ding-dong-ditch that night was fun except for the last one where I think that big scary guy saw us.

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Recognizing the one-time tenant, I finally made the connection of the recent murder victims as having previously been residents of my neighborhood at one time or another.

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Distraction

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[AUG21] There's a special place in Hell where countless women are forced to endure an endless cycle of being raped by, and giving birth to, demon spawn for all eternity.

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The moon was so big and round tonight, looking like a giant eye watching me walk.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUN21] I couldn't believe my parents were forcing me to marry some horny old goat named Billy Bob on my eighteenth birthday to "seal the deal".	18
The rogue tank that was running rampant through the neighborhood rolled onto our street crushing everything in its path.	17
I refined the parameters to only display deaths by murder or suicide that occurred at 7:06am (CET) since the system was implemented.	17
I thought it was a prank, but it was happening no matter what phone I used or which number I dialed – including emergency services.	17
I was savvy enough to unplug the TV and throw it out the front door.	17
Doing the ding-dong-ditch that night was fun except for the last one where I think that big scary guy saw us.	17
Recognizing the one-time tenant, I finally made the connection of the recent murder victims as having previously been residents of my neighborhood at one time or another.	17
Distraction	17
[AUG21] There's a special place in Hell where countless women are forced to endure an endless cycle of being raped by, and giving birth to, demon spawn for all eternity.	17
The moon was so big and round tonight, looking like a giant eye watching me walk.	16