/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was getting easier and easier to lure women into my arms and indulge in my fatally sadistic pleasures.

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I finally consulted a doctor about my embarrassingly foul-smelling flatulence.

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I regretted telling her she should smile more when the corners of her lips curled upwards and extended well past her eyebrows.

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The police didn't take the "school shooting" threats seriously since the classes were all online.

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1,000,000 MEMBER!

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As another car zoomed past me on the highway I noticed its occupants were banging on the windows, as though they were trying to break out.

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[Announcement] Sad Stories Will Now Be Removed

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[Announcement] Two Sentence Horror Television Show

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"I finally found you, papa," said the little girl grabbing my arm, "and I'm not letting you go this time."

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Working for years as a graphic artist I developed a sort of sixth sense for knowing when a picture had been digitally altered.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was getting easier and easier to lure women into my arms and indulge in my fatally sadistic pleasures.	817
I finally consulted a doctor about my embarrassingly foul-smelling flatulence.	713
I regretted telling her she should smile more when the corners of her lips curled upwards and extended well past her eyebrows.	658
The police didn't take the "school shooting" threats seriously since the classes were all online.	652
1,000,000 MEMBER!	605
As another car zoomed past me on the highway I noticed its occupants were banging on the windows, as though they were trying to break out.	575
[Announcement] Sad Stories Will Now Be Removed	549
[Announcement] Two Sentence Horror Television Show	510
"I finally found you, papa," said the little girl grabbing my arm, "and I'm not letting you go this time."	494
Working for years as a graphic artist I developed a sort of sixth sense for knowing when a picture had been digitally altered.	488