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Walking through the woods, I happened upon the moss-covered remains of the car my father and I left there all those years ago.

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My boyfriend started using food-based terms of endearment such as "cupcake", "sweetie pie" and "honey bun".

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I took a gamble that my crush was closeted, too.

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"Yes, 'flatulence' is when you have gas."

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When I asked what the odds were, my friend joked "1, 3, 5, 7."

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I pathetically explained to the officer that my husband didn't mean to hit me that hard.

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"Nailed it!" he gleefully exclaimed, admiring his handiwork.

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The sight of the homeless child shivering in the cold should have been the wake-up call the world needed to enact real change for the better.

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When my dog got sick my parents told me they sent him to "live on a farm" to get better.

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[DEC22] Recurring comments from the testers of our new Virtual Reality Escape Room related to the "creepy smiling woman".

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Walking through the woods, I happened upon the moss-covered remains of the car my father and I left there all those years ago.	75	TwoSentenceHorror
My boyfriend started using food-based terms of endearment such as "cupcake", "sweetie pie" and "honey bun".	75	TwoSentenceComedy
I took a gamble that my crush was closeted, too.	73	TwoSentenceSadness
"Yes, 'flatulence' is when you have gas."	73	TwoSentenceComedy
When I asked what the odds were, my friend joked "1, 3, 5, 7."	73	TwoSentenceComedy
I pathetically explained to the officer that my husband didn't mean to hit me that hard.	72	TwoSentenceSadness
"Nailed it!" he gleefully exclaimed, admiring his handiwork.	72	TwoSentenceComedy
The sight of the homeless child shivering in the cold should have been the wake-up call the world needed to enact real change for the better.	71	TwoSentenceSadness
When my dog got sick my parents told me they sent him to "live on a farm" to get better.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] Recurring comments from the testers of our new Virtual Reality Escape Room related to the "creepy smiling woman".	70	TwoSentenceHorror