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Hearing my wife approaching me from behind I absentmindedly asked, "Who was that on the phone, dear?"

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I was ecstatic when I got my first hat trick.

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With his fists clenched, a forgotten fire flashed within his eyes that had earned him three world championships and the nickname "Hammer Hands".

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I happily walked out of my father's office after he praised the drawing I gave him.

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Your honor, it is impossible for my client to have committed acts of cannibalism.

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Gathering up her remaining strength, Daisy let out one last, hopeful howl from the alley to let her humans know she heard them calling her name.

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I made it home in record time only to discover my mother-in-law had used my wife's phone to text me.

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Against all medical advice and common sense, I ripped off my skin tag.

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The stunt failed because first of all, "pied" means colorful, not covered in pies.

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Wrongful Death

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