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I knew there would be challenges when I became a father for the first time at age 46 with my 23-year-old wife.

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The jock asked, "So what DO they call the guy that studies routes and hiking trails?"

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My grandmother was institutionalized after killing our neighbor, Mr. Birsha, claiming she saw his true form.

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Heating up my midnight snack, I foolishly allowed the microwave to beep upon completion causing everyone around the house to stir.

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It took effort, but we managed to raise the money to pay the ransom.

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Losing four that I loved I numbly go through the motions of life.

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My buddy gave me a shot of something he said would help me pass the polygraph.

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The doctor let out a bloodcurdling scream when I lifted my head.

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It was a simple prompt: "Delete Contact?"

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The Kiddie Pool

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew there would be challenges when I became a father for the first time at age 46 with my 23-year-old wife.	46	TwoSentenceSadness
The jock asked, "So what DO they call the guy that studies routes and hiking trails?"	45	TwoSentenceComedy
My grandmother was institutionalized after killing our neighbor, Mr. Birsha, claiming she saw his true form.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
Heating up my midnight snack, I foolishly allowed the microwave to beep upon completion causing everyone around the house to stir.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
It took effort, but we managed to raise the money to pay the ransom.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
Losing four that I loved I numbly go through the motions of life.	45	TwoSentenceSadness
My buddy gave me a shot of something he said would help me pass the polygraph.	45	TwoSentenceComedy
The doctor let out a bloodcurdling scream when I lifted my head.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
It was a simple prompt: "Delete Contact?"	44	TwoSentenceSadness
The Kiddie Pool	43	TwoSentenceHorror